does any of you know who Asphalta (I think I spelled that right) is?
2007-12-11 07:18:45 · 23 answers · asked by ■ Jessie ■ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The inventor of concrete?
2007-12-11 07:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
The Goddess Asphalta was created by Bernette Rudolph to help the frustrated and confused drivers of Brooklyn, New York. Visitors to Ms. Rudolph's Park Slope Art Studio/Gallery are given the "Parking Mantra" to place in their car. Saying the "Parking Mantra" a block away from where you want to park will guarantee a parking space.
2007-12-11 15:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Rick T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Goddess Asphalta was created by Bernette Rudolph to help the frustrated and confused drivers of Brooklyn, New York. Visitors to Ms. Rudolph's Park Slope Art Studio/Gallery are given the "Parking Mantra" to place in their car. Saying the "Parking Mantra" a block away from where you want to park will guarantee a parking space. You can also purchase a wood wall sculpture 34" X 24" of the Goddess which will further enhance your chances to locate a parking space.
Not a test of intelligence, just a test of google-ability lol
2007-12-11 15:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by Diane 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Asphalt? is a sticky, black and highly viscous liquid or semi-solid that is present in most crude petroleums and in some natural deposits. In U.S. terminology, asphalt (or asphalt cement) is the carefully refined residue from the distillation process of selected crude oils.
OK my turn to test your intelligence.
What is the thrust ration on the Mark VI warp core engine while doing WARP Factor 9.8 traveling through a class 3 Nebula?
Edit:
Let me know and show me your results please.
2007-12-11 15:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caron keating first talked about her on a radio interview in the early 1990s (though caron - a devout catholic - did not call her asphalta).
at the time i wondered whether the universe' sense of humour would punish the blasphemy.
it did.
i think you should be very careful about being trivial with important things.
2007-12-11 15:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by synopsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU are going to test MY intelligence? As the Great One (that's Jackie Gleason to you) would say: "Hardy Har har Harrrr".
2007-12-11 15:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Asphaltia
It is a disease generally of the working class:
Typically comes to light when one bends over without pulling one's pants up.
2007-12-11 15:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by skurka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are trying to test our intelligence by asking us a question that you are unsure of the spelling of ?
that makes sense
2007-12-11 15:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Never heard of Asphalta, however, that is a test of knowledge not intelligence!!!!!!!
2007-12-11 15:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jay R 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Goddess of good parking spaces.
Here's a link...
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8357495
2007-12-11 15:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Reporting is Unchristian *AM* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asphalta is the goddess of roads and the protector of those who travel them.
2007-12-11 15:25:48 · answer #11 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋