Today I learned here in R&S that:
- That I worship myself
- That I claim the universe came from nothing
- That it's my responsibility to prove to people their god doesn't exist (it was pretty incoherent, but I think that's what he meant)
- That I have no morals
- That I love sin
- That I'm a fool
- That some guy in a red suit is gonna get me after I die
- That I'm unhappy
- That I live in despair
- That I'm brainwashed
...what have I left off the list for today?
2007-12-11 07:18:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
- I also learned I'm quickest to report.
2007-12-11 07:21:35 · update #1
- almost forgot this gem, I don't exist
2007-12-11 07:27:52 · update #2
I've learned that there's no reason for me to continue living since there's no afterlife.
I've learned that I'm condemning my child to Hell if I don't put the fear of God into him right quick.
I've learned that I've nearly succeeded in completely saturating the government and the media with my evil godlessness.
I've learned that I in fact DO have faith, and that's a faith in "no god"... but the concept of faith in "no Flying Spaghetti Monster" is utter nonsense.
I've learned that "God did it" is an entirely satisfying answer and that large-scale evolution is utterly lacking any evidence whatsoever (and that scientists worship the idea of evolution and perpetuate it via a massive, global, multi-generation conspiracy).
2007-12-11 07:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I learned that if you even use the word 'god' , even in a rhetorical hypothetical instance, then it means you must believe in the Christian 'god'.
Also learned that there is no such thing as an 'athiest' (sic) because every 'athiest' prays to god or some higher power.
Found out that I'm evil (again), and someone called 'stan' or something is allegedly my father.
Haven't been on much today, but that's plenty to think about....
2007-12-11 07:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Has anyone told you that you don't believe in god because you don't want to be held accountable for your actions yet? If not, watch out for that one.
2007-12-11 07:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that about covers it, as well as adding the first couple answers.
*sigh* what a day. And I've yet to feel persecuted. :)
2007-12-11 07:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by 雅威的烤面包机 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You left out:
- You are going to burn in hell for all of infamy !!!
and
- Twinkies and Ho-Ho's are the Devil's food!
xoxoxox
2007-12-11 07:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that about covers it..sounds like a full day already..
2007-12-11 07:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by javaKat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to hell.
I have no morals.
I am a satanist.
I don't know the truth. (Had a good chuckle at that one)
2007-12-11 07:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot that you really believe in God you just won't admit it.
2007-12-11 07:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by NOJ 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
That I'll bend my knee to Jesus one day.
ADD: I just learned I'm a sad hypocrite.
2007-12-11 07:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget you believe in the satan-spawned lie of "eviloution"
2007-12-11 07:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by Skalite 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋