funny things to do in an elevator?

Question

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
* Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
* Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
* Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
* Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.

* Ask, "Did you feel that?"
* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
* When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."
* Swat at flies that don't exist.
* Tell people that you can see their aura.
* Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
Got enough air in there?"
* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
* Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."

* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

Answer 1

WOW LOL thats alot of stuff...thanks. heee heee.

Answer 2

i have another list like that one. its 23 things to do in a ministry of magic elevator (yes from harry potter) 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones. 4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!" 6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 7. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment. 8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 9. Randomly ask "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute. 10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a potion that can cure that…" 11. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 12. Swat at flying memos which don't exist. 13. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it. Use Imperius if necessary. 14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Then explain that the Legilimency lessons are working a little too well. 15. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?" 16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them. 17. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 18. Charm one of your fingers to talk and use it to communicate with other passengers. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with your Extendable Ears. 20. Speak incantations when anyone presses a button. (Alohomora, for example) 21. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on." 22. Draw a little square on the floor with your wand and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!" 23. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

Answer 3

Ha

Answer 4

some of these things will either A) get weird looks, B) get people annoyed or C) get you smacked. funny though.

Answer 5

i've actually done the psychic hotline one, it's so hard not to laugh but its histerical!

Answer 6

aahhaha i was trying not to laugh out loud at my desk.

Answer 7

hahah i'm definatly gonna do all of that stuff rotfl

Answer 8

Me like! Me like it a lot!

Answer 9

wow that's a lot (laughs)

Answer 10

Did you actually do all of these? LOL