A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
2007-12-11 06:41:39 · 5 answers · asked by wna 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
2007-12-11 15:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by unknown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so where does the joke come in? is it because she's left handed? I don't get it
2007-12-11 14:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by YooH8M3? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-12-11 14:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by dpcarras2007 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol she got him...lol
2007-12-11 14:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YIKES!
2007-12-11 14:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by mah_babez02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋