2007-12-11 06:27:03 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The beer is flat and the strippers have STDs
2007-12-11 06:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're mixing your pasta with dogma. There is no hell in Pastafarianism. The FSM (peace be upon him) reveals to us that those who like beer hang out on the slopes of Mt. Frothingslosh and the ones that like eggnog stroll around the crater of Mt. Rumchicken with long straws. It's all good. Ramen.
2007-12-11 16:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't top the other answers so far (******* hilarious! :P ), but I'd have to say if Hell has an eggnog volcano, that's where I'll be.
2007-12-11 14:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can anyplace with an eggnog volcano be considered hell? that stuff is the crack of the milk world
2007-12-11 14:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Money 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hell's beer volcano is Bud Light, and it's strippers are all on the "B-team"
2007-12-11 14:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Skalite 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think hell has a religious fundamentalist volcano
2007-12-11 14:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by queenie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell hath no fury like eggnog without dark rum.
So you better bring it baby, or you're in deep doo doo
2007-12-11 15:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eggnog... *gag* .. Every Hell has eggnog, whether you pray to a flying spaghetti monster or an ice cream sundae.
2007-12-11 14:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by alwaysa(ducky)bridesmaid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a pleasant God. He decided that no hell was needed.
Ramen !
2007-12-11 14:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It has a beer volcano, but the beer is stale.
2007-12-11 14:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋