2007-12-11 05:44:03 · 16 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because your monkey fits in your hand so well, so god must have meant it to be
2007-12-11 05:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Religiously, God made humans and monkeys seperate. Each animal there is today was individually created by him.
Scientifically, HUMANS DID NOT EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS!!! Humans and apes have a common ancestor, and monkeys, gorillas, etc evolved from apes or chimpanzees (not sure which, if you know which one, please comment 😁).
2016-12-27 23:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Dani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe God was using a trial and error. I'd expect God to use some more efficient methods.
2007-12-11 05:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's not socially acceptable for human's to fling poo...and someone's gotta do it.
Edit:
Shoot. Brandon beat me to it. That's okay, it's funny enough to have this answer twice.
2007-12-11 05:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Reporting is Unchristian *AM* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to keep reminding the humans that humans must live in harmony and peace,
otherwise they know that one who makes can also re-make.
them to the previous form of life.
2007-12-11 06:51:32 · answer #5 · answered by peter aka gaurav. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some one needs to be an atheist..
Just kidding
This is a new twist though on an silly question
2007-12-11 05:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he did it with a purpose in mind. cars are intelligently designed no less.
2007-12-11 05:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush meat.
2007-12-11 05:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by youngmoigle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And why are monkeys smarter then humans?
2007-12-11 05:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is that a banana in yer hand, Honey?
2007-12-11 05:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by Marie A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does this mean I have to drink something healthy?
lol@ bregweid...
2007-12-11 05:47:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋