A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:
"I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies:
"Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Please star if you think it's funny!
2007-12-11 04:31:24 · 11 answers · asked by Farah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
looool , but you told me about it before
2007-12-11 20:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-11 04:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol pretty good (funny). But for my life's sake, I'll never give my girlfriend that response.
-Joe
2007-12-11 04:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Coolguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats was mean! but at the same time a compliment lol
2007-12-11 04:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by ~Havanas~ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that was funny!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, xoxo.
2007-12-11 17:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Hope 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one but i would smack my husband if he made me feel even more horrible..LMAO!
2007-12-11 04:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahhahaha
women will hate u Farah
2007-12-11 04:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats hilarius. STAR TO YOU
2007-12-11 06:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Chels 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what a mean husband...
2007-12-11 11:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tricky husband !!!
Wasn't he ... LOL...
Thank You and please : Have a star...
Aaron.
2007-12-11 04:37:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋