George, age 92, and Edith, age 89,
Had been seeing each other for 2 years when they decided that life
Was too short and they might as well be together for
The rest of their lives.
Excited about their decision
To become newlyweds, they went for a stroll to
Discuss the wedding and what plans need to be made.
Along the way, they found themselves in front of a
Drugstore. George said to his bride-to-be, "Let's go in."
I have an idea." They walked to the rear of the
Store and addressed the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" asked George.
The pharmacist answered, "Yes, sir. How can I help you?"
George: "Do you sell heart medications? "
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about support hose for circulation? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely. "
George: "What about medications for rheumatism,
Osteoporosis and arthritis?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
George: "Hearing aids, denture supplies and reading glasses?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills,Geritol, Preparation- H and Ex-Lax?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "
George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
George smiled, glanced shyly at Edith and replied to
The pharmacist, "We've decided to get married and
We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry."
2007-12-11 04:13:10 · 8 answers · asked by Green eyes 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 :-)
2007-12-11 06:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-11 04:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by mom of 3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-11 04:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A gorgeous one...
Couldn't they marry at the age of 21 !?? LOL...
Aaron.
2007-12-11 04:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-12-11 04:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohh wow! thats funni
2007-12-11 05:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Zahera♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-11 05:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I guess what' okay. But not worth a star.
2007-12-11 05:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋