Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was now on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair.
Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.
Bob took the money.
2007-12-11 04:08:00 · 10 answers · asked by Green eyes 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol omg. SHe is so stupid. Star for you.
2007-12-11 05:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-11 04:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Idiot Blonde. Love the joke.
2007-12-11 04:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs UP !!!
Good joke !!!
Aaron.
PS.: I am not blond. But this happens
to me several times too... ??
2007-12-11 04:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-11 04:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! stupid blonde
2007-12-12 10:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by fairygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH NOW THATS GOOD
2007-12-11 05:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg dumb girl!! hahaha
2007-12-11 05:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~Havanas~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one!!
2007-12-11 04:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-11 07:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋