1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Forget YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
2007-12-11 03:39:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha True too, lol.!!!
Very good Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-11 17:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not true. I have heard doctors tell women that is there uterus is tilted, its best to be on top. But I don't know it that's true ether. I have known a few people that have gotten pregnant on top. So I that its not true.
2016-04-08 08:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao it's so true.
Well, it usually just comes out naturaly for us to say that.
I can't think of anyone that DOESN'T say that.
Maybe 3% of the women population don't.
2007-12-11 03:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by That Girl 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sad and true! lol! Ha Ha! Funny! 100!
2007-12-11 03:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Correctamundo,,,,
2007-12-11 06:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad mate
2007-12-11 06:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-11 04:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds very accurate...especially #4
2007-12-11 05:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by ~Havanas~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! YOU'VE GOT US DOWN TO A SCIENCE! I THINK MY BOYFRIEND NEEDS 2 READ THIS, THEN MAYBE WE WONT GET IN AS MANY ARGUEMENTS!
2007-12-11 03:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, have you taken note of this then hun, bet your wife has, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-11 05:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋