2007-12-11 03:01:07 · 9 answers · asked by Doubledown 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In the beginning there was nothing there,
No fandoogles, no razznozzles or beetles with hair
So a big magic guy with nothing to do
Decided to make a universe or two.
He made planets and stars and then something neat
a whole bunch of animals, many with feet.
when he squashed some clay around in his hand
oh look what a mess! I've created a man!
2007-12-11 03:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by nebtet 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes... Here's a sample of one of my favorite passages: Mary had Jesus and Jesus was born. Thus became the typewriter. Jesus died his hair blue and for packages of dye, he bought two. His father was mad, but Jesus was glad and said "I'll go for a bicycle ride." Then came in the tide, there was nowhere to hide and Jonah got ate by a whale. Jonah was frail, after being spit out by the whale, and he found a janitor's pail. He filled it with berries and maple syrup and cherries. And soup, and soup, and soup, wow, that's a lot of soup! Jonah was like, "DANG! That a lotta soup!" Chicken noodle, to be exact, and that right there is a true fact. Then there were the three wisemen, who came bearing gifts. A pair of pants, a bear who could dance, and rotten crepe from france. Then out of nowhere, what a god awful sight, a man came out of nowhere. And he yelled "DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE! AYE YO MOSES! YOU READY? ERRYBODY CHECK DIS OUT!" Then some fool came out and started to dance. He exclaimed "my my my my music hits me, so hard! thanks for the basketball, oh my lord!" Jesus, being the kind man he was, loaned Moses his boom box. Then a wiseman kicked it over and said "NO NO NO. You shall not dance, or off with your head. Off wicha head, den straight to bed, well really the graveyard." Well. That was my favorite passage, hope you enjoyed.
2016-05-23 01:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Tower of Babel would be ascended by Yertle the turtle
2007-12-11 04:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A sinner is a sinner when the sinner sins the sin of sinning with another man.
Nor man, nor sheep, nor goat, nor boat, no that sinner shale not sin a sin with the sin of sinning with another man.
The sins of sinners shale be sins of sins, and sins and bins and tins and pins.
That sinners shale not be a sin of sinners when that sinner confesses the sin.
They will turn and churn and lay with right, for they will lay with woman.
2007-12-11 03:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought he wrote the part about Noah's Ark. All that two by two verbiage sounds like his writing.
2007-12-11 03:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There would be a tree with green eggs & ham in the garden of eden.
2007-12-11 03:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thou shall eat green eggs and ham with Sam I am
2007-12-11 03:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by runic111 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kids in the Hall did this sketch years ago. Funny then, funny now.
2007-12-11 03:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
WOW! I gotta see this.
2007-12-11 03:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by valcus43 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋