A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
2007-12-11 02:50:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY good. Best joke by far that I've seen on this program.
But what is even more impressive, is that the "judges" have not had it removed. Will star it, to see if it will actually remain posted.
Anyway, thanks for "enlightening" our day!
When can we expect the next one?
Wotan
2007-12-11 02:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Alberich 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it could be gum disease. The bacteria associated with gum disease can make you have a very unpleasant odor coming from your mouth. Your dentist should be able to help you if this is the case. Many times people with enlarged tonsils and sinus/allergy problems have very bad breath. If you think that you might have this kind of problem, go see an Ear/Nose/Throat doctor. Having your tonsils removed can eliminate the odor.
2016-05-23 01:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree my joke was deleted and all i said was something about Santa so I hope the trolls don't come patrolling thru here and get you violated.
2007-12-11 05:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-11 03:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very very funny...
That 'poor' p.e.n.i.s.
Please have a star....
Aaron.
2007-12-11 04:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have a good laugh
2007-12-11 02:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont think it is funny.
2007-12-11 03:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by princess K 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Rofl....that made my Day...
2007-12-11 03:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by chrissy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-11 06:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha! very good....
2007-12-11 02:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋