If Noah farted in the ark- how would everyone in there feel? How would God feel?
2007-12-11 00:45:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wondered the same thing once. I also wondered how 2 of every 30 million species could fit in the ark without everything becoming dead due to methane poisoning.
2007-12-11 00:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by clint 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Noah says "Wait'll I get my Hanes on you!" Everybody will either be disgusted or laugh. They would also open the windows of the ark to let out the stench of the fart. Hehehe
2007-12-11 23:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't answer for god, but with all of those animals in the ark, one human fart probably would not even be noticed.
2007-12-11 00:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by aisha 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With thousands to millions of animals on there, all with their own digestive process going on, including hundreds of ruminants all ventilated though an 18" by 18" window that was closed.
- it would probably be a relief if it was noticed at all.
2007-12-11 00:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by Simon T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think how Noah would feel if he didn't though..which I believe is a vastly more profound question.
2007-12-11 00:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pleased.
2007-12-11 00:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by Birdy is my real name 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With 4 million animals, I'm sure that it would probably actually help the smell.
2007-12-11 00:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why must Ignorance cometh from thy dirty unrich and unholy mouth?
Perhaps thy God has found no favor in thee?
2007-12-11 00:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What with the stench coming from all those creatures, nobody would notice.
2007-12-11 00:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it probably made the unicorns jump overboard.
2007-12-11 00:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Skippy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋