There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
2007-12-10 23:32:49 · 12 answers · asked by yatzky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the woman asked the doctor "what position will I be in during labour"
"the same position as when you conceived" said the doctor
"well, you know best" said the woman "But I don't know how you're going to get a ford focus into the delivery room"
2007-12-10 23:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well heres another :
Its a sunny day and John is out playing golf when a man joins him. They start to talk and further into their discussion he discovers that the man makes a living from being a hitman. He is intrigued and even more so when the man shows him the rifle he carries with him just incase a job pops up. "Can I hold it for a while?" askes John and the man hands the gun over to him. He points the gun towards his house which is vissible from the golf course and looks through the lens and says "Let me see what my wife is up to.What! She is naked! What is she doing naked? Sh*t! Thats my friend, and he is naked too! The b*tch. How much do you charge to pop a person?" He askes the hitman
"Ten grands a piece" replies the hitman
"Fine. I want you to shoot them both"
The hitman agrees and takes the gun.
"Where do you want me to shoot her?"
"Shoot her in the mouth, she talks too much" replies John.
"and where should I shoot him"
"Shoot his dick. That'll teach him"
The hit man looks through the lens then after a short pause he says " Ohhh, I think I can save you ten grands there buddy"......
2007-12-11 00:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by boynextdoor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-10 23:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 14:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Took me a minute to get that one. Must be because I'm blond! lol
2007-12-10 23:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
midnight here in australia ALMOST and i just cracked upp!!
hope mah parents didnt wake up lol
2007-12-10 23:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by [$] patriick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! what a nice joke! it makes my stomach ache! funny! your the kinda joker! hehehe
2007-12-10 23:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by alphecca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny. even tho i put this joke up about a week ago. i still laugh when i hear/read it!
:)
2007-12-10 23:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-11 01:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-10 23:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋