Mary was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was amongst the group. The police lined up all the prostitutes on the street, when Mary's grandmother walked past. Along comes the grandma and sees her grand daughter.
Grandma asked Mary, "What are you lining up for."
Mary, frightened to let grandma know the truth said "Some people are passing out free oranges and I'm lining up for some."
Grandma wanted oranges too, so she went to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from the prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma (thinking he's asking her about how she can eat oranges) replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take off my dentures and suck them dry.
2007-12-10 20:21:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You naughty boy..ha ha ha..its nice joke
2007-12-10 20:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by adrulear 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The other day when I went to that restaurant, the Grandma and Grandpa was enjoying their food, They were just like young people and behaviour was togetherness, One thing I noticed that when one is eating the other one (whether he/she) was watching with interest. Out of curiositty I went near the Grandma and asked her why it is so when one is eating,other one is watching. To which Grandma said there is nothing in particular, except that we have only one denture set which both cant use at a time.
2007-12-10 22:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it ought to be real. Mary might have appeared to her to convenience her, or she might have imagined it...yet nonetheless got here across convenience interior the image. i do no longer see that it relatively concerns the two way. Mary does seem to people. in case your Grandmother has a non secular devotion to the Blessed mom, that's especially accessible that she observed her.
2016-10-11 01:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahah..hahahaha....my God,what a joke.....great.....imagine what will happen to Mary when the cat will be out of the bag?Mary will be finished off by grandma.
2007-12-11 15:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,its really funny.
2007-12-10 22:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by AFOUR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-12-12 02:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by Neethu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty, Mr. joker. But please keep it up. I am sure without your witticisms, Yahoo answers will lose much of its vibrant character.
2007-12-11 00:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jaisingh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f r e a k =) but nice jOke
2007-12-10 20:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by love 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke dude....STAR for you...!
2007-12-10 20:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-10 21:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋