Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah ~ He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also,probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
2007-12-10 20:08:15 · 5 answers · asked by Philomena 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for the laugh
2007-12-10 20:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do we know that God is a model railway enthusiast?
Isaiah 6:1
"In the year that king Uzziah died I saw the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up, and his train filled the temple"
And of course the one that's going to get me into serious trouble:
How do we know there are no women in heaven?
Revelation 8:1.
2007-12-11 04:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just can't smile .
Sorry.
I'd dare to play with the Holy Bible . It's too Holy for me !
2007-12-11 04:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by NotworthyofHislove 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank You.
2007-12-11 04:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by deacon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-12-11 04:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by itsme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋