2007-12-10 19:20:56 · 13 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We don't have a sidewalk. I am offending by you trying to force your sidewalk habits down my throat!!
LOL ((Dude))
2007-12-10 19:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well, if I didn't believe in God, I'd spend all my time worrying about where all that white stuff came from, and probably die of starvation cause I couldn't get an answer.
Then again, if I didn't believe in God, and got hungry, I'd probably still shovel the sidewalk enough to get to the store for some groceries.
I shovel because there is snow, and let God worry about who/what/where he/she is.
2007-12-10 19:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't. However-When I see that a dog took a crap on the sidewalk, I shovel it up and give it to an Atheist. I'm not sure what they do with it. I guess they eat it because they are full of it.
2007-12-10 19:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christians shovel snow over there left shoulder, atheists shovel over the right.
2007-12-10 19:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dose money count as a god
If it does I pay people to come in and do all my work for me
Yes the Money God is serving me well all I need do is pull out my wallet and bang I get what I want
Praise the money God
2007-12-10 19:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a snowblower, and as a Christian, I often snowblow the neighbour's entranceway after the plow goes by so they can get out. Love thy neighbour can start with a snowblower or a shovel.
2007-12-10 19:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no sidewalk, there is no shovel, there is no snow. All is divine.
2007-12-10 19:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god gives you the energy and power to handle the cold and shovel the walks. ahhahahzhzhahahahhahhahhhahahahah lick balz
2007-12-10 19:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isnt it a sin if you carry a shovel with your left hand?
2007-12-10 19:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know by me believing in God it hasn't affected my way of answering dumba$s questions like this one
2007-12-10 19:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋