Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your *** before the day was over."
2007-12-10 19:19:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
smart kid.
2007-12-10 19:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by duh_bluegirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that lil Johnny. Ya gotta love em. One day little Johnny came home from school with tears coming down his face. His dad asked Johnny why he was crying, and Johnny told him that he had flunked his oral math quiz that day. His dad couldn't believe it, because math was little Johnny's best subject, so he asked Johnny what happened. Little Johnny said the teacher asked him how much 2 times 5 was, and that he had told her 10. Then little Johnny said that his teacher asked how much 5 times 2 was. The dad interrupts and says, " It's the same f@@@king thing!" Johnny said, "That's exactly what I told my teacher, and she flunked me!!!"
2016-04-08 07:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next part of the story is that the teacher is under investigation for improper conduct in the presence of a student.
2007-12-10 19:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i never heard that johnny joke brill lol star for you.i'm laughin mine off.
2007-12-10 19:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard a similar version to this joke...but still kinda funny
2007-12-10 20:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Common Sense for Sale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he I liked that one,,,,
2007-12-10 20:57:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a cleaver kid :)
2007-12-10 20:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2007-12-10 19:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jester 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! I thike that!,,,;)
2007-12-10 19:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by hazelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-12-10 21:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋