A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
2007-12-10 19:07:16 · 6 answers · asked by LAVELLE! :] 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
:)
2007-12-10 19:09:14 · update #1
@ paulyap: LOL :))
2007-12-10 20:06:27 · update #2
mfuc - "an eye for an eye" - try this joke to match your 'size' - Comparable in terms of jerking out laughter?!
Pastor and the donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST *** IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ***
IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas .... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
Much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll live longer.
2007-12-10 19:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by paulyap1 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are the male parrots now the subject of a national media investigation and were the female parrots of legal age?
(There may be a story here.)
2007-12-11 04:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a great joke 10/10 hahaha.
2007-12-11 03:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl! hehehehehe!
2007-12-11 03:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
parrots are horny by nature
2007-12-11 03:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
luv yah
2007-12-11 03:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋