2007-12-10 19:02:02 · 18 answers · asked by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
To be young and so full of romance! But when the reality bat hits, it'll smack well!
Osha has some guild lines for scaffolding that may give you pause for consideration. While it might be easier to paint that vaulted ceiling, I'm not sure I would hire a crew that was that anxious to hit the rack. And as we all enjoy sleeping on Cloud Nine, getting there shouldn't be a nose bleed issue from the height or the potential paramour. An extra mattress is nice for just rolling out without knee bending and flexibility exercises from a good sleep. But a game of dodge ball with the ceiling fan whilst becoming a member of the mile high club is not my idea of a good time.
And as for sticking dried vegetable or fruit matter under the bed; I think you might have better luck with a canopy over it.
2007-12-10 21:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by jacktradewheaton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is it goin hurt? You will never know till you try..Let me know how it works...Maybe I can put a ear of corn under 18 mattresses and find me a prince, that when I kiss him he doesn't turn into a toad!
Just a silly question, why is this under Decorating and Remodeling? You got 18 mattresses out there on the farm?
2007-12-11 18:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ LÄYDBÜG ♥ {_}?™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your home is large enough to house 18 mattresses, then you must live in a castle.
So, yes to a Princess or at least a Fair Maiden!
2007-12-10 20:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by DIANE V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd squish that pea flat and won't feel a thing. I'm definately no princess. The smallest thing that I'd be able to feel under my matress would be My husband. I sleep like a rock, I could sleep on a rock too if I had to.
2016-05-22 23:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by nydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This time of year you may get a few squirrels (sorry Richard)
a rabbit or three.
As soon as word gets out that there are rodents in your mattress I doubt it. Princess' are a finicky lot these days.
Not like they use to be. Come up with a more modern Idea.
2007-12-11 00:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing will deter a prince faster than peeing in bed.
When that story was read to me when I was five, I thought that the princess had peed in her bed and I was very confused as to why that endeared the prince to her.
2007-12-10 20:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A brussel sprout will work better for those less sensitive to peas.
2007-12-10 21:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better be careful what you wish for. Princesses tend to be pretty high maintenance.
2007-12-10 19:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by Wo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't try it with a jumping bean or you will end up with a circus midget.
2007-12-11 05:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I ain't no princess...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk
2007-12-11 05:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋