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GUYS ONLY what would you do if were delivering pizza and when you rang the bell the woman who opened the door was topless

2007-12-10 18:10:11 · 12 answers · asked by LeeAnn 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

depends, is she old and saggy...i'd gag and complain to the pizza place and get my money back...if she is young and perky...well then...i'd "spill" some pizza on her and ask if she wants to take a shower ;)

2007-12-10 18:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Guys, pls read the scenario carefully - the guy is delivering, rings the bell and a topless women opens the door, get it...

Is she cute? What's the body language - if it is clearly a come on and I happen to think she ain't half bad to look at....

2007-12-10 18:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That question leaves a pretty wide blank. What would you do if you were delivering a package and the guy who answered the door was naked from the waist down? It really depends, doesn't it?

2007-12-10 18:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Gosh 3 · 1 0

That is a touchy question. It depends. When standing upright does her top and her knee caps share the same body zone. Is this is a TRICK question? How badly is a "tip" needed? Oh, man, This is going badly. I think I need to just bow out before it degrades into jokes.

2016-05-22 23:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

not a thing --- id wonder what the heck i was doing delivering pizza's instead of having them delivered unless it was my lady and we were having some fun ---- enjoy

2007-12-10 18:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Waterdragon 7 · 0 0

Take a quick glance then proceed professionally with delivery. Live to tell the story to my delivery mates.

2007-12-10 18:21:33 · answer #6 · answered by a'Cheesy'Guy 1 · 1 0

i'm not a guy but I'm bi.
I'd give her the pizza and when I handed it to her I'd ask her for a ni... tip.
and jiggle them and jump into my pizza delivery get-away car!

that's sarcasm for the most part.

2007-12-10 18:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Grab the ... errr ... ummm ... Pizza ... unless I turn squint ... then I might grab something else!

2007-12-10 18:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by Protik Maitra 6 · 0 0

I'd ask if she wants to eat it all by herself....

2007-12-11 00:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by Philippe B 2 · 1 0

Well, Tips don't ALWAYS have to be monetary.

2007-12-10 23:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by Ricky J. 6 · 1 0

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