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guys only if you were delivering pizza and you rang the bell and a NAKED woman opened the door what would you do

2007-12-10 17:38:41 · 29 answers · asked by Jessica M 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

29 answers

Ask her if she needs assistance. :)

2007-12-10 17:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by edrcormier 3 · 1 0

If this is for a guy you know that would be one hell of a way of telling him that you like him.
If it's just hypothetical that's just stupid, my friend asks these types of questions all the time like, what would you do if a naked girl just walked into the room.
Is the girl just there by chance or is she there because shes trying to do something sexy for you?
Are you trying to see how perverted some guys are and you want them to describe the sex acts they'd do?
Personally, I'd say let me get you some clothes, but if she had a look in her eye and a smile on her face, well you know what I'd do then.

**** I read it backwards.

LOL @ below this comment.

2007-12-11 01:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by Brian 2 · 0 0

Deliver the pizza, accept the money for the bill and walk away so not to be charged with sexual harrassment or rape and get 20-25 years in prison.

2007-12-11 01:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by freemanbac 5 · 1 0

MAN IM SURE THIS QUESTION SAID GUYS ONLY!!!! id take a long good look, give her her pizza and take the money then after shes closed the door id laugh and ring da boys and tell them where to visit haha

2007-12-11 01:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by kanihi2004 2 · 0 0

I'd say " That's a nice top your wearing"
or " I like your birthday suit"
or " Oh, sh!t, I forgot the cheese do for your pizza, I've got my own brand of cheese on me, do you want a free sample ?"
or "Squirty Cream flavoured pizza and a bottle of Spermanade, is this your delivery?"

2007-12-12 09:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Depends on how she acted and who else was in the house.. Also depends on how she looked.. Did she invite you inside? Always carry a camera with you.. At least you can get a picture so people will believe you later..

2007-12-11 01:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by LokoLobo 6 · 0 0

well here it goes...

you:maam i cudnt help to notice that u are completely naked

naked woman: u did now didnt u .. why dont u step inside and we eat this pizza together...

You: i really should go back to work...

Naked Woman: thats nonsense. come inside and ill make it worth ur while...

You: ok

the end..

2007-12-11 01:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

look at her in the from bottom to top and deliver the pizza, and go away.

2007-12-11 01:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nothing outside of my job duties. i'm on the clock getting paid to deliver the pizza and return to the store. not getting paid to get laid.

2007-12-11 01:42:49 · answer #9 · answered by fullmetal8585 2 · 0 0

Keep looking until she invited me in or closed the door

2007-12-11 01:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by BaBaBooey 3 · 0 0

Id open the door then say,"Wait Here!"
Then get on Yahoo! Answers and ask people on here what to do....

2007-12-11 01:54:25 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 2 0

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