But Woimen can read as well as long as you're not ganna whinge!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
2007-12-10 16:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
nice one
2007-12-11 00:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-11 04:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, these are funny, but yahoo will prolly drop them because they aren't jokes about men. sad but true
2007-12-10 16:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by shandilover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ha ha ha
2007-12-10 17:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is Divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
2007-12-10 16:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by BaBaBooey 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one mate!
2007-12-10 17:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by Sean Lawlor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahah the last ones CLASSIC
2007-12-10 16:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by nas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice wee collection.
2007-12-11 18:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you Divorced??? gud joken though
2007-12-10 20:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought they were funny!! i dont discriminate.. i laugh at everyone!! hahahahahaha!!
2007-12-10 16:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋