She saw 911 and thought it was a Porsche.
2007-12-10 16:40:43 · 7 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woody Allen one liners
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But
the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
2007-12-10 16:45:53 · update #1
Woody Allen one liners
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam;
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
2007-12-10 16:46:22 · update #2
David B - lol I know Warren since splendour in the grass with Natalie (yes they did!)
2007-12-10 17:02:18 · update #3
haha hilarious, you are funny.
2007-12-10 16:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did the blonde burn her face?
She went to a Halloween party and went bobbing for french fries. =)
2007-12-11 00:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by Boudreaux 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if there is life after death,i want to come back as warren beaties finger-tips!(for you youngsters,he was a sixties filmstar heart-throb!)
2007-12-11 00:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by david b 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...
i feel dumb cause everyone else gets it...
man and im not even blonde.
mann i wanna get it!
2007-12-11 00:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by jessica g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-11 00:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it lol
2007-12-11 00:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2007-12-11 00:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by chelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋