January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in theprinter!!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms and hands!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? !
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
2007-12-10 15:25:07 · 13 answers · asked by Molly 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Do you think there good enough to give a star???
2007-12-10 15:25:44 · update #1
OMG, I had to go and read this to my hubby!! We sat there laughing so hard, our dog came in and looked at us like we where stupid or something. Best blonde joke I have ever heard!! Gotta print it!! Thanks for the laugh, my belly is hurting now!!!!
2007-12-10 15:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This was a wonderful laugh! Even the ones I had heard before still cracked me up! I'm sharing this url with some friends I know will love it. :)
2007-12-11 02:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Phoebe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that these are truly wonderful and very very funny! I wish I could give you 10 stars - but you will have to settle for one! Thanks for a really good big laugh! CJ
2007-12-10 16:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely star quality. Some good ones I'd not heard before!! :-)
2007-12-10 15:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by ptortuga 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, there was a huge chain email of what you just put up...still funny though. STAR
2007-12-10 19:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Chase 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.
2007-12-10 15:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by thearthound 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness, that was hilarious! I love blonde jokes, despite being a blonde myself.
2007-12-11 03:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Blue Eyed Christian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
got to save this
2007-12-10 15:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by YooH8M3? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolz...Very good stuff =)
At least its something new here =)
2007-12-10 16:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by Peace =) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it I love it I love it!
2007-12-10 15:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋