Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-12-10 15:18:03 · 10 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks thats exactly what I needed to read tongiht... thats toooooo funny!
2007-12-10 15:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao that exchange into humorous i've got been given one there exchange right into a blonde and she or he reported to this brunette am i able to apply your telephone she reported no then she asked a purple head and she or he reported no she asked a black haired female and she or he reported advantageous yet i've got not got a telephone I certainly have a cellular telephone and the blonde reported telephones have not got cells!
2016-12-17 14:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazingly funny! Here's a star.
2007-12-10 16:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Arm Blah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Poor Bob.
2007-12-10 16:54:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea its funny! haha it desserves a star!
2007-12-10 15:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by xorandom9xo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is Great!
2007-12-10 15:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by thearthound 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that joke is on here everysingle day ppl get new material jeez
2007-12-10 15:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by momma 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL. I hope the guy's ok.
2007-12-10 15:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Galactic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
weigh to go.lol
2007-12-10 15:56:20 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats great lol!!!!!
2007-12-10 15:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋