This is a true story from the Living Church:
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns and long beards came in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?"
One of the Jews replied, "We're from the groom's family."
2007-12-10 14:04:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry.... that was awful
2007-12-10 14:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
as quickly as one takes his or her holy orders one can't get married. That suggested, a married guy may be made a deacon (yet not allowed to get married lower back if his spouse we to die). For a nun the prepare is comparable. she would be married previously hand and from time to time grow to be a nun mutually as her husband remains alive... this custom is greater often than not not finished anymore yet grow to be straight forward prepare quite a few centuries in the past. in reality, quite a few queens grew to become nuns mutually as nevertheless married to their husbands. A widow is a greater straight forward way of doing this. some orders placed age limits on their sisters and nuns mutually as others do not. There are straight forward topics for widows nonetheless: no based infants. Many nuns are mothers and grandmothers yet all of their infants had to be out of their care whilst they entered holy life. So, you will possibly be a married nun in concept yet can't get married once you're taking holy orders. desire that clears it up.
2016-12-31 06:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 14:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christ is the groom and he was Jewish.
2007-12-10 14:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW!!! That totally made me laugh!!
(sarcasm)
2007-12-10 14:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by whiz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz lmao hahahaha
2007-12-10 14:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by laffy_taffy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked it lol
2007-12-10 14:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
boooooooooooooo
2007-12-10 14:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by oh no it's ashley 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
rofl...u got a life!
2007-12-10 14:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was good lol
2007-12-10 14:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by dusty3608 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who cares fool, its there life, not yours, ^.^
2007-12-10 14:06:05 · answer #11 · answered by ~Peace~N~Love~ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋