For the wives, the would be wives and the wanna bees...?
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
Star If You Like...thanks.
2007-12-10 13:49:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha nice joke...well im friendly,understanding,caring,kind,integrity,noble and gracious.(I
2007-12-10 14:07:10
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Star
2007-12-11 03:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-12-10 21:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Alex H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-10 21:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - pretty d#mn funny and true. Kinda sad in its own way, but funny!!! Hee hee.
2007-12-10 22:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by puppy.lover13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a great 1 best 1 i've heard today.
2007-12-10 21:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by ice-champ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very true. LOL
Have a star
2007-12-10 22:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by SweetS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-10 22:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by opengirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great ! keep It Up!
2007-12-11 06:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by *sandylovesall* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-10 22:40:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋