A guy dies and goes to heaven and sees st.peter waiting for him. behind st.peter is a wall filled with clocks. the dead man asks about the clocks. st. peter says every time someone does a bad deed their clock ticks. st peter said," here is a priests clock, it never ticked. here is your clock it only ticked a few times." out of curiosity the man said," where is George w. bushes clock?" st.peter replies," oh Jeses is in he office using it as a fan.
2007-12-10 13:11:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i made this one up. but heard a diff version a year ago.
2007-12-10 14:03:33 · update #1
HAHAHA!! NICE!!! Did you make that up? If not, where'd you get it? That was AMAZING!! Post more! Post More!!!!!
2007-12-10 13:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Horcrux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 21:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the same joke last week except it was Hilary Clinton's clock.
2007-12-10 21:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by ChemESGH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...I love this version 100 times better than the other one.
Star...
2007-12-10 21:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry but i will give you a star for good effort
2007-12-10 21:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow that was good ^.^
Did you make it up cause if no can you post the link?
Or tell some more :D
2007-12-10 21:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►Megan◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats really good!
2007-12-10 21:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by bludevil260_ya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.... lollz =]
2007-12-10 21:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad...
2007-12-10 21:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by ANDREW O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋