What is the funniest thing your kids have ever said?
2007-12-10 12:39:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My son and I were playing in his room with his truck and out of the blue he says to me, "Daddy has one BIG penis" very matter-of-factly. It took all I had to not laugh and calmy say, "Yes, honey, that's right." Then we moved on with our truck game... I still laugh so hard!!! This was just before his second birthday...
2007-12-10 12:59:10 · update #1
My 3 yr old son couldn't figure out how to open a bottle of Tylenol, and I told him it has a special lid so that kids can't get into it. He gave me a funny look then said "Oh Mommy, that's silly, kids can't fit into there!"
2007-12-10 12:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I don't have kids of my own, but I know some pretty cool ones!
My 6 year old nephew once told his mom's friend that "Buzz Lightyear is the s**t!" He got in trouble for that one, but it was hilarious! A year or so later, he was talking to my mom about how he got into trouble for putting a tennis ball down the toilet, and she asked him a question, and he said "oh auntie Terri, I really don't care to discuss that any further"
My other nephew was swimsuit shopping with his mom, and upon trying one on that he didn't much care for, he said "oh honey, that is not for you!"
Kids are so adorable!
2007-12-10 20:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Erin B 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Out of the blue, my son randomly said, "Uh oh Mummy, I forgot to put on my underwear this morning!"
2007-12-10 20:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday, my daughter was talking on her toy phone and kept saying "What? What? What are you talking about?" I was laughing so hard. It was sooo cute. She was talking to her grandma. I had to kiss her a million times for being so cute.
2007-12-10 20:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My son asked what was my first car. I said a Ford Escort. He said oh, did that kind have wheels?
2007-12-10 20:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Peachy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
this is a grandson thing......a direct quote "Nana I like your house." Nana asked why. grandson said "cause spiderman lives here". That was due to all the cobwebs
2007-12-10 20:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by harpgrl54 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My daughter said to me: When can i have my first sleepover?
ME: when pigs can fly(never)
My daughter: Oh, momy, youare so silly. pigs can fly. the ones in heaven that are angles. the ones that we eat as bacon
2007-12-10 20:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"I need some sunscreen, I'm starving"
she meant freezing, not starving. I'm not too sure where the sunscreen came from
2007-12-10 20:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋