when you go to heaven god gives you something to ride around in depending on how loyal you were to your spouse. so this guy gets to heaven and tells god he has never cheated on his wife. god checks his books and see that he is telling the truth and decides to give him a bmw. another guy arrives in heaven and tells god that he cheated on his wife 3 times. he is telling the truth so god gives him an electric skooter. one day the guy on the skooter stops at a red light and sees the guy in the bmw crying. he asks him "why are you crying you got a really nice bmw?" the guy in the bmw replies"i just saw my wife ride by one a skateboard"
2007-12-10 12:16:59 · 46 answers · asked by abrcrmbeblondie2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's a lil funny
2007-12-10 12:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ancalagon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but very old, and the guy is driving a Rolls Royce and his wife is on Roller skates.
2007-12-10 12:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda
2007-12-10 12:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Turtle luver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny and a little sad at the same time
2007-12-10 12:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hah! That's pretty funny but I've heard different versions of it..
2007-12-10 12:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by s.s. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke-- I heard it years ago tho', but it was done in a religious theme then-- this is better!
2007-12-10 12:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gellarguy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before, but it's still funny.
2007-12-10 12:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Womp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL ya I have never heard that before I think it is cute..
2007-12-10 12:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jesi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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That is REALLY funny. I'm surprised I haven't heard that before. Well done.
2007-12-10 12:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by red 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tahts awsome but a little sad still though lol
2007-12-10 12:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋