I went on a first date and things were going perfectly. We had a nice dinner, saw the Golden Compass (it was okay), went for coffee at night and then we went back to my place where we were going to have sex. He started licking me down there and when I was orgasming, I farted in his mouth. We was pissed and he left and I haven't heard from him in a few days.
How can I get him to like me again?
2007-12-10 12:06:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It wasn't that little because I was holding it for most of the date. I kind of laughed afterwards.
2007-12-10 12:11:36 · update #1
It was like "FFFFFFfffffFFFFffffffFFFFFF". Not a clean rip
2007-12-10 12:14:36 · update #2
i think if you want to win him back, you need to show up to his house and let him fart in your face. i think most guys would agree that if a girl is willing to do that, it must be love. plus, if you want him as bad as you say, then you should be willing to do this. it's only fair.
2007-12-10 13:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by danigrrl8 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
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I went on a first date and things were going perfectly. We had a nice dinner, saw the Golden Compass (it was okay), went for coffee at night and then we went back to my place where we were going to have sex. He started licking me down there and when I was orgasming, I farted in his mouth. We was...
2015-08-18 17:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by Eamon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like an asshole! He LEFT?! YOU should be pissed, not him. I mean seriously, if a guy can't laugh something liek that off, he's probably some uptight jerk. Sorry, but itn doesn't sound like he wants anything to do with you now :/ You never know though, give him a call, see what happens.Also, if he was having sex with you on a first date, sex was probably all he had in mind. And seeing as how that didn't go too well, he probably thought, "oh, well, time to move on."
2007-12-10 12:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's so funny. You should have gone to the bathroom during the date and let it out there. I think some serious grovelling and bootlicking is in order here to get back in his good books. However, once he cools down, he should probably realise you couldn't help it as you lose control when you orgasm and will hopefully come around as long as you make sure it doesn't happen again.
2007-12-10 12:45:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Farting On His Face
2016-12-10 09:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by latia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question...hard to say. If he's a mature man, he would get over it and realize that farting is part of nature and "everyone does it". Also, it is pretty funny if you think about it. If he's a lil boy, he'll stay pissed and be gone from your life and I say good riddence. You need a man not a boy.
2007-12-10 12:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Alicia V 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i have a similar one: i was in grade 11 and the hot guy of the school was in music class with me, there was 1 minute till the bell was going to ring and i had one of those farts that you know is going to be rediculously loud so i held it and planned to make a dash for the bathroom... about 10 seconds before the bell rang i thought i made it but i sneezed and the sneeze kind of pushed out my fart it was so loud the whole class turned to look at me the school hottie (being nice as he is) didnt look at me and pretended that he didnt notice
2016-03-16 00:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Maureen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that sucks. I think you should probably move on. If it wouldn't have been your first date and he had more time to get attached to your personality than maybe he would've been too attached to leave. This was very funny though
2007-12-10 12:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by troubleswife 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like a prick if something like that caused him to leave. I can't imagine leaving a woman' house that I cared about over that. You probably can do better.
2007-12-10 12:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by chris74z 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
that was probley a bad move
and if he likes you he'll come
if he turned off
he wont
theres nothing you can do but wait
if he is a genuine guy he'll come back
if he is vain
and thats enough to turn him away
then be thankful he's gone!
2007-12-10 12:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by Shayyy 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋