An Englishman, an American and a Canadian were all sitting in a bar.
They were discussing whose wife was more obedient and the Englishman said proudly, "I told my wife last week that she had to do ALL the housework, no exceptions. I told her I wouldn't help with ANY of it. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day, I came home and the house was spotless!"
"Oh yeah?" said the American, "Well I told MY wife last week that she has to do all the housework AND all the cooking with no help at all from me. So on the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day I came home to find the house sparkling and my favourite meal waiting for me on the dinner table! How about THAT?"
"Hey, that's nothing." muttered the Canadian, "I told MY wife that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping AND anything else I wanted. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. BUT by the THIRD day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
2007-12-10 11:29:47 · 9 answers · asked by Kat* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Moral of the story? Don't mess with Canadian women!!!
Star if you liked it. : )
2007-12-10 11:30:17 · update #1
Thank You! That made my day!
2007-12-10 11:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by doglover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With some exceptions most are fine.
2016-05-22 22:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love this one! Its one of my Favorite! here a star to you!
2007-12-10 11:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one im not canadian or a woman but still
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2007-12-10 12:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gary 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Good one...... And beware of 'THE Ladies up North".......!!!
2007-12-10 11:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol awesome
2007-12-10 11:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol hilarious!!
2007-12-10 12:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT is this supposed to mean
2007-12-10 12:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by |*awesome*| 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL
2007-12-10 14:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋