2007-12-10 11:12:19 · 11 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that is, escape Hell with the updraft from the lake of fire?
2007-12-10 11:12:39 · update #1
No, you'll be in a lake of fire. Try making a hang-glider in a lake of fire, it's not easy let me tell you.
2007-12-10 11:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's the setting up the glider that might pose a problem, but if your sails were extremely flame-proof and you were wearing asbestos gloves, you could definitely launch a glider and core one of those thermals. Yee-haw. That would not be an ordinary thermal, mind you, it would be a snaky twister from the very cauldron of hell. But seeing as how I'd have nothing to lose, I'd just try to hang on to this fuming demon of an updraft, try to ride this beast. And while I'm coring upwards, clutching the entrails of Mother Nature's very own spoiled brat with my 34 foot wingspan, I'd probably start feeling all warm and fuzzy towards this 1600 foot per minute boomer, this Wild Thing. I'd start singing to it whilst climbing towards heaven. No ordinary love song or anything like that, but something like this: Wild Thing You make my vario sing You make everything groooovy Wild Thing Wild Thing I think you're saving my butt But I wanna know for sure Come on Wild Thing, hold me tight Don't -- spit -- me -- out. Wild Thing Snaky snaky Wild Thing Come on, come on Wild Thing You move me! Well, that was fun.
2016-05-22 22:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, satan won't let you, once he gets you down there, he's not going to let you escape, thats one of his little tricks, one of his little lies, The Bible says satan was a liar and the father of it. Our lives are about making choices, I personally made a choice not to spend my etenity with satan in that lake of fire, you still can miss that nasty place if you wish, Find a Bible, start reading at the Gospel of John. Then read Genesis. Think about. This earth didn't just pop into existance. The Bible says God created it, if you will notice man has not created anything in our History. We have invented, used other materials to form something but never have we created something out of nothing. God did it. Stop listening to the devil and his lies, Jesus Loves You, He gave his life for you on the Cross at Calvery, If you will ask for it, Jesus will give you the strength to change, but its your choice, Find a church, don't let anymore time go by, no one knows what tomorrow brings, Jesus is the only way to Heaven, the Bible says so, The Bible doesn't Lie, satan lies. Jesus doesn't. God Bless You and Good luck, If you have any questions send me an email, Merry Christmas
2007-12-10 11:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
Revelation 20:14-15 (New International Version)
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14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
Hell itself is going t be thrown into the lake of fire!
2007-12-10 11:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently Icarus and Daedalus have done some preliminary research on your aviation topic of flight.
If the hang-glider isn't quite the answer, maybe a hot air balloon?
2007-12-10 11:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Physics 2 and Bernoulli's principal was a long time ago, lol.
2007-12-10 11:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So long as you don't fashion it out of wax. Learn from Icarus, Dude.
2007-12-10 11:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GFQ, Very interesting.
2007-12-11 01:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by D Uncle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it. You might get on Xtreme Sports.
2007-12-10 11:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Samhain has a very good point.
2007-12-10 11:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋