All the animals had come onto the Ark 2 by 2, and was foretold the rains started and the world was ovewhelmed by the floods of god.
Several weeks later one of Noah's sons was doing his rounds and saw that the Ark was sinking,
"Father, Father all those animals are crapping everywhere - the extra weight will surely sink the Ark"
"You're right son - get out the shovels and throw it all overboard"
They worked for 7 days and 7 nights, The Ark was saved and they left behind a huge mountain of sh!t which stood "proud" of the flood.
For thousands of years it was forgotten - until Christopher Columbus ran aground in 1692
2007-12-10 11:10:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're right "oldguy.." 1492
My old fingers aren't as well connected to my brain as they used to be
2007-12-10 11:23:16 · update #1
Entirely right Andrew w,
However, they had the good sense to row away at full speed.
2007-12-10 11:29:18 · update #2
I thought it was 1492.
2007-12-10 11:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by oldguy63 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow funny joke... but come on you studied this dude since preschool! Christopher Columbus came in 1492. he needs to show up before people can be burned at the stake... on the same ground the story of noah made. haha
2007-12-10 11:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by pcolind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Noah's day the Earth was one land mass. It was in the day of Peleg that the Earth was divided. So the crap could be anywhere.
2007-12-10 11:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by BugYA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that explains San Fransisco... but not the rest of the continent.
2007-12-10 11:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the vickings beat columbus by 600yrs
2007-12-10 11:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim Davidson if I'm not mistaken?
2007-12-10 11:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by Vivi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like your own story. I didn't know that.
2007-12-10 11:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by carlos 2008gt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he.!!
2007-12-10 11:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋