Are my Blonde Jokes Good?

Question

ok i have a LOT and some that have a couple other people

A blonde wants to suprise her husband by painting the house, she buys some paint and gets to work diligently, her husband comes home and notices she has on a ski jacket and fur coat, she replys to his odd expression and repeats the instructions on the can "Works best with 2 coats

A brunette is walking a a country and finds a magic lamp,she gets 3 wishes , but whatever she gets every blonde in the world gets 2, she wishes for a nice house, a gourgase man, and for the genie to beat her half to death

A blonde is riding a horse, she starts to slip on a horse, she starts to slip off the rear end, and grabs the tail for her life, she almost dies b4 the heriocic target manager explained how the ride was for children.

How do u drownd a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
Why dont blondes ahev ice in their drinks? they forgot the recipe

A brunette a blonde and a redhead were going up the stairs to heaven...

And at each stair theyll be told a joke, if they laught they go to H*ll
the brunette got out on the 3 step, the redhead on the 1sdt but the blonde laughed at the very last step,b4 they sent her down god asked her "why did you laugh on the last stap?" and she peplied, i just got the first joke

3 blondes fing tracks in the snow the first on says its deer, the seconds one bunny, and 3rd one elk, but sadly while they were bickering the train hit them.

A blonde was trying to open her locked mersaudues in the rain with a coat hangur, she was getting frustrated yelling, its locked and the hood is up!

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stars are appreciatid if worth them

ok i forgot 2

paris hilton,a little boy and a pope were in n a crashing plane with 2 parashutes, paris hilton goes first cuz she said she was to famouse to die, the pope says"you go my son, iv lived my life" the boy says"no we can both goe Mrs.Hilton took my schoolbag

A blonde was stopped in her car for drunk driving and the officer says if he can see her license, the blonde says "Occccciiffer u toak mmy liseeenz yyestrdaw and uu eecept me to haanddss itt osver?!?

Answer 1

the first joke had me rolling over. the others were just ok but you had a really good start...

Answer 2

There are three people burning in a building, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They see a magic window. Whatever they say when they jump throught the window, they will turn into it. The brunette says "Pelican" and flies away from the burning building. The redhead says "Bumblebee" and buzzes away. The blonde jumped through the window and her heel of her shoe broke off. "Oh crap!" she said. Guess what she turned into?

Gimme a thumbs up if u like my jokeee!

Answer 3

Very funny, although I have heard some of them before.

here's one for you.

A blonde was trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle. Her friend who was a brunette came by and said, what are you doing? She said putting together tis puzzle. Will you help me? The brunette said yes. She said, what is it supposed to be? the blonce said a tiger. The brunette said to the frustrated blonde, you have been at this for a while, why don't you take a break and I'll put all the frosted flakes back in the box.

Funny 'eh?

Answer 4

I'll give you a star - the jokes are good - however, the Mercedes joke is that the hood is down because it is a convertible and the car is locked and she's trying to use a hanger to open the door when she could just reach in and unlock it since the hood is down.

Answer 5

Ehh... I heard a lot of them before. My favorites were the Heaven one and the Paris Hilton one :]

Answer 6

how do u tell if a blond has been in your fridge?
if theres lipstick on the cucumbers

that one is better

Answer 7

not to bad the added ones are better

Answer 8

you are the excellent! (a side- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can because of the fact it mentioned: "focus..." Blondie became hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )

Answer 9

they r ok

Answer 10

some were funny.
not all.