Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
2007-12-10 11:01:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah
"in SPITE of all this, have a good holiday!!" =]
LOL
2007-12-10 11:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by umdee_umdeex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and before you call me a evil name I only read it so I could use it as evidence when I appeal for a answer not to be removed
2016-04-08 06:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a scrooge!! How else am I supposed to get my tinsel?!!! ; )
2007-12-11 04:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think these are all marvelous ideas
2007-12-10 15:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!
2007-12-10 11:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-12 08:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it. thanx 4 tellin' me 'bout it.
2007-12-11 11:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by African Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a cute one Mister Ed - thanks for the laugh! CJ
2007-12-10 15:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY HOLIDAYS....
2007-12-14 18:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-12-10 16:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋