Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
2007-12-10 10:25:44 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a classic. It's as funny today as the first time I heard it. Great job!!
2007-12-10 10:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yet I easily have a distinctive version. 3 previous females stay mutually. The oldest of the three, sooner or later walks into the bathtub, yet stops, and yells all the way down to the different 2, "replaced into I getting into, or out?" the 2nd oldest lady says, "i do no longer understand, yet i'm commin' as much as be sure!" She starts mountain climbing up, yet as quickly as she reaches the remarkable, stops and yells, "replaced into I comin' up or goin' down?" The youngest lady hears the commotion, and chuckles. "they're so forgetful, unlike me. Knock on timber!" she says, and forestalls. She heard her sisters lower back, and yelled as much as them, i would be perfect there! purely permit me see who's on the door!!!!"
2016-11-15 05:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor lady lol
2007-12-10 10:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by ~Havanas~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one! <3
2007-12-10 10:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Min 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaha poor old lady!
2007-12-10 10:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHa...
2007-12-10 10:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋