if priests are holy, and holy water hurts vampires?

Question

wouldnt it be worth the 5 minutes and 15 bucks to become an ordained priest on the internet, so if the world ever became invaded by vampires, you could vanquish them just by peeing on them.

disturbed: no, of course not. Why would you be an exception to that?

Answer 1

LMAO, that is such a good point. Just might do that, but do I actually have to believe in anything?

EDIT: Thanks for noting that I would not have to believe in anything, couldn't lie to myself like that and pretend with a straight face there is a God. I would spit my Latte over the keyboard trying to say there is a God.

Answer 2

As much as I'd love to have vampire-vanquishing abilities....

1. You can't be validly ordained on the internet. Receiving valid holy orders requires the physical laying on of hands by the bishop, and is only open to men.

2. Priests are holy (or "set apart for a special purpose") but that doesn't mean they are perfect (or that their urine has special qualities....LOL). They are sinners like everyone else. However, they are given the power and authority to act in the person of Christ and to confect the sacraments.

3. Holy water, as a sacramental, might be unpleasant to a vampire, but it wouldn't defeat him.

Pax Vobiscum+

Answer 3

That would never work. It isn't the title that would affect the vamps, it is the faith. Holy water is blessed by a priest, and consecrated for holy uses, like baptisms. That is why it affects vamps the way it does. Urine is, by definition, an unclean thing. No effect there!

However, the ring worn by a priest would make a good weapon, as well as his staff, crucifix, incense burner, and robe. All of those items have been consecrated for holy use, and would turn the vamp into ashes.

Answer 4

by way of fact the vampire is asumed to be evil. As vampires consequence from a curse or chew from a cursed entity the host takes on demonic characteristics. And in as lots that demons are evil and unclean the reaction with blessed water is like acid to lunchmeat. in spite of the undeniable fact that the capability of the reaction is desperate via the purity of the cleric blessing the water and the capability of the undead being attacked via the water. Vampirism, via some, is assumed to be a greater actual form of demonic possession. And as all of us comprehend Demon form entities are repelled and broken via the presence of "Holy" products. Vampires in one form o yet another circle the globe and could be recent in almost each subculture. additionally holy water isn't a Christian subject solely. There are sacred rivers, lakes, fountains, and the different water characteristic which could be imagined. Its purely that the Christan faith seems into the packaging and merchandising of things of religion. And clinging to them on the drop of a hat if some thing is going "Boo!". yet this is assuming that non-trend-sufferer vampires even exist interior the 1st place. HAHAHAHA No such critter.

Answer 5

Dude, that is an awesome idea! I want to take it a step further and become a BISHOP! Yeah, I saw an ad in the National Enquirer where you could become a Bishop for, like, $20. So you'd have like Hydrogen Bomb pee instead of just Atom Bomb pee, right?

Answer 6

LMAO

that and never invite them into your house ;)

if I ran I church, I would put squirt guns with holy water up on eBay to help those non-ordained assist in the global fight against vampires.

Answer 7

NOPE

alchol doesnt count

and there are not REAL VAMPIRES
other then those in ones own mind

Answer 8

I'm glad I read that, it made me laugh.

Answer 9

'Tis better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on.

Answer 10

LMAO... that was a good laugh.....