Unemployed dog saw an employment add for a clerk
The add read- knowledge of typing, filing and MUST be bilingual
He showed up for the interview
The employer was surprised and said "You can't do those things that are required for this job, you're a dog!!"
So the dog got up and typed fast
Then he started filing
"Well," the employer said shocked, "That's impressive but there is no way you could be bilingual!"
So the dog looked up and said "Meow!!!"
2007-12-10 09:40:45 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!! I love that, i didnt think that the dog is going to say that. That was pretty good. It kept me entertain that whole time i was reading it.
2007-12-10 09:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by the fonse 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I was kind of cute I think it really a joke for a kid around 10-12. Im older than that and it mad me laugh and its nice and clean. on a scale of 1 to 10 I would give it a 7.
2007-12-10 09:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by angelinaroddd 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-10 10:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's an oldie but a goodie, along the lines of:
Two cows were standing in a field, eating. One cow turns to the other and says, "Mooooo, so what do you think about Mad Cow Disease? Pretty scary stuff, eh?" The other cow says, "Mooooo, what do I care about Mad Cow Disease? I'm a fighter jet!"
2007-12-10 09:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by valiant_bulldog 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's okay, I guess I was just really expecting the dog to actually talk
2007-12-10 09:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by wonderwoman 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
On a funny scale of 1-10............10 being the highest rating, I'd rate this a 7.5. Not bad, but not hysterical.
2007-12-10 09:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by veterinarymom 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Funny funny u have some real cute funny bones i bet
2007-12-10 09:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by Emzi :D 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nice!
2007-12-10 10:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by DT 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not only funny, i might try it=] my dog needs to be taught to be bilinguall haha
2007-12-10 09:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by bananas!! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2007-12-10 09:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋