There were 3 balloons,
A mother,Father and daughter.
The mother and father decided, it was about time,
their daughter had a room 2 her self.
Wen the mother and father went 2 sleep,
the daughter decided 2 sneak into bed wiv them,
but cudn't fit inbetween them, so she let sum air out of her mother
and then let sum air out of her father,
still unable 2 fit inbetween her parents she decides 2 let sum air out her self.
Wen her father woke in the morning he said he was very disappointed:- "as u let me dwn, u let ur mother dwn, but more importantly u let urself dwn".
2007-12-10 09:22:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao it reminds me of that inflatable boy joke:
There's this inflatable boy, see, and he goes to this inflatable school and, while there, finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.
The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatbale school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.
A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.
Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:
"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down." :D
2007-12-10 09:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-12 06:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hook line & sinker... completely fell for it!!!
(I'm still laughing!!!)
& I've said this to my kids...does that make me full of hot air?
:)
2007-12-10 19:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bronson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol.
2007-12-10 18:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible
2007-12-10 09:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by bostep662 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-12-10 09:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a deflated ego is hard to bare.
2007-12-10 09:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
2007-12-11 18:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh, kinda weak
2007-12-10 09:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by charlton_g_w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-10 23:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋