Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
2007-12-10 09:00:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow. That kinda sucks for the two nuns who already drank. What do you think they were thinking
2007-12-13 07:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing' happier than a nun in a cucumber patch!
2007-12-10 09:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So we had this hockey tournament final weekend and we gained the championship against some team mentioned as "Off interior the Woods" next day when I went to college the instructor requested me what I did this weekend, and that i mentioned "Me and my acquaintances BEAT OFF interior the WOODS!!"
2016-10-11 00:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny lol
2007-12-10 09:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Emz ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God.... that was hilariously awful. Good show.
2007-12-10 09:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, sick, but sooooo hilarious!
2007-12-10 09:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Demon Boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.good have a star
2007-12-10 09:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one!
2007-12-10 09:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Kiwikahuna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! funny stuff! =D (kinda gross. lol.)
2007-12-10 09:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-10 09:06:32 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋