r. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right."
"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"
"Er--right."
"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz allthe grown-ups doin?"
2007-12-10 08:58:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think that sometimes kids take things literally. And taking things literally is really funny.
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
-Airplane
2007-12-10 09:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I make hamburgers out of joeys. They're really good.
2007-12-10 17:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably makin' more Children.
2007-12-10 17:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Er..... Yeah..... ok.
2007-12-10 17:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by stan®™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ka-BOOM ching.
2007-12-10 17:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Acorn 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋