A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
2007-12-10 08:39:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet the usher was embarassed
2007-12-13 07:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha humorous! ok so there are 4 men at a bar. the 4th guy is going to the bathing room on a similar time as he's long previous the different 3 communicate. the 1st guy says "My satisfaction and delight is my son! He Graduated and became a air pilot! He even despatched a jet to his maximum suitable buddy for his birthday!" the 2d guy replies by ability of announcing " that's super! My satisfaction and delight is likewise my son! he's a millionaire! He even despatched a mansion to his maximum suitable buddy for his birthday!" The 0.33 guy Says "My Son owns his very own business business enterprise and despatched a million money to his maximum suitable buddy!" all of them congratulate one yet another. Then the fourth guy Comes returned in. He asks "Why are you men congratulating one yet another?" all of them respond by ability of announcing "we are merely talking approximately are sons. What does your son do?" He then says "Oh my son is a gay male stripper." The 2d guy says "this might properly be a disgrace!" The 4th guy replies by ability of announcing "i'm no longer quite a shamed of him. final 3 hundred and sixty 5 days for his birthday he have been given a jet, a mansion, and a million money from his 3 boyfriends."
2016-10-01 07:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means he fell from the balcony Jakie L.
nice joke.
2007-12-10 08:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
OMG!! That's really funny! Do you mind if i repeat that to ppl and couple of thousands of times? i hope not cuz here i GO!! lol. anyways, thnx 4 makin my day! LOVE YA =D
2007-12-10 08:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! He fell from the balcony and got paralyzed, so he couldn't move if he wanted to!
2007-12-10 10:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lil Demon Boy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha i get it
He is saying he fell from the balcony and now he cant move
2007-12-10 08:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by JM 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
Must hurt to fall from the balcony!!
2007-12-10 08:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it.
2007-12-10 08:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by csigurl513 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
excellent
2007-12-10 08:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
PMPL. very funny
2007-12-10 09:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by Gemma M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋