I stopped lighting my farts. Anyone else done their bit for climate change ?

Answer 1

lol well done and eewwwww.

Answer 2

Actually it would be much better for climate change if you did light your farts. If you can light them (i.e. they burn) then you are producing methane which is a greenhouse gas. Once lit, the methane burns to produce CO2 and water vapor, both of which, though greenhouse gases, are part of the surface (short-term) cycle. Thus they do not contribute to warming to the degree (ha! Pun) that the unlit fart would. In any case the amount of methane produced in the guts of the entire human population is so minor as to not really be a source. So light away or not if you wish. It is much better to reduce your carbon foot print in other ways.

Answer 3

If you waited a month between fart lighting you could travel for free by jet propulsion, burn off the undergrowth and have enough gas left over to cook a full dinner on.

Answer 4

What have YOU done? Converting methane to C02 +water (e.g., lighting farts) would replace a more significant greenhouse gas with a less significant one. Without people like you lighting farts, we'd have spun out of control by now.

Answer 5

now start lighting other peoples farts. LOL

Answer 6

The carbon's still there, whether you light them or not.

It would be far better to sequester them, perhaps pump them underground.

Answer 7

I have painted all the roads around my house white to help reflect the suns rays.

Answer 8

i stopped lighting mine too - now use this natural energy to propel a wind turbine that powers my computer

Answer 9

save gas fart in a jar.

Answer 10

i stop breathing for an hour a day

Answer 11

I swopped my boots for slippers ,you can hardly see my foot prints now.