These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a** is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
2007-12-10 08:36:01 · 30 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank god my courting days are over
star award
2007-12-10 10:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rudest Chat Up Lines
2016-12-17 05:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by vaux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those r funny I have another 1.
If you were my homework I would do you on my kitchen table all night long!
2007-12-10 11:42:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hope you not the subject of any of these,here is another one
I am scared of water ,will you share a bath with me?
a not so nasty one,taken from a verse of a song........I want to touch your body with 2 kisses from your mouth....
2007-12-10 09:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
from the inside
great babes
2007-12-11 00:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMhineyO You out did yourself!!!
I'm a sucker for cheezy pick-up lines It's the good girl in me bein' naughty!!!
I do believe my husband used one of these...Now he's stuck with me!!! :)
2007-12-10 20:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bronson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
few are pretty nasty but have a star for the great effort
2007-12-10 21:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there, my name's Ahwell and I can do amazing things with my body!
That never worked, either.
2007-12-10 08:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you work for NASA, because I want to make like a rocket and go.
2007-12-10 08:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shocked shocked
2007-12-10 09:12:34 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they were excellent lol
funniest and rudest pick up lines Ive ever read.
well done hun
star xx
2007-12-10 19:33:34 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋