CAREFULL LADS
A 'heads up' for you guys who, like me, may be regular Lowe's or
Hom Depot customers. During the last month or so I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has
turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your
vehicle as you are packing your stuff in. While one helps load your
stuff, the other starts wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, and their breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy
tee-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no thanks and
instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and
they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one
of them climbs over into the front and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 10th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your buds to be careful out there.
2007-12-10 08:30:10 · 25 answers · asked by vlf126 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not true, I only took your wallet on the 4th, 9th and once on the 15th. It was my sister that took it the other time.
2007-12-10 08:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The answers have been icing on the cake!!! Very funny with 2 thumbs up!! :)
Thanx for the giggle, giggle.HEY I just realized... no wonder my husband want's to do ALL the Christmas shopping at Lowes!!!
x-cuse me I have to go get that man's wallett... before he goes again!!
2007-12-11 03:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Bronson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep cheap wallets with fake cards in your glove compartment. That way you can be scammed to your hearts content.
2007-12-10 17:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the tip..my hubby goes to Lowes or Home Depot 2-3 times a day to supply his workers well after this news flash he it never ever going without me again!!!
2007-12-10 16:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear .... how many skanks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter how many, the one with the penis will want to stick the end in anyway.
2007-12-10 16:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Orla C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha! can you pick up a dremel, some narly drill bits, a sander and a new jigsaw since you're wasting so much money there? and tell Teresa and Sandy I said "Hi!"
2007-12-10 16:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sleek 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
this may seem a silly question to ask but, have you not realised its a scam after all these times? i can understand once or twice... but 15 times? surely you would have realised what it was...? no offence dude. and thnx for lettin us all kno btw
2007-12-10 16:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by eddybear 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to start going to Home Depot and Lowe's more often now ... thanks for the heads up!
2007-12-10 16:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by rexski 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well they must think you are rich or a really hot guy
Enjoy it while it last lol!
2007-12-10 16:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll trade my wallet for that experience any day.
2007-12-10 16:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋