The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
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2007-12-10 07:08:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is soo cool.. Keep adding more jokes!!! hahahaha
2007-12-10 07:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lila86 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL someones getting naughty upstairs =O
2007-12-10 12:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-12-10 07:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lady D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe ~ Nice revenge, though he should (barman) sold the bar for few dollars
2016-04-08 06:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-10 07:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want a one cent beer...
2007-12-11 01:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny and cooooool.I liked it.I shall be glad to get some more from you .......
2007-12-11 01:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by bikashroy9 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-10 07:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Adriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, you mean they're both cheating on each other......
2007-12-10 07:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anchor 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol, good one!
2007-12-10 07:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by !@#$%^&*() 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋