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2007-12-10 06:55:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I think he says, "NUFF SAID." Then the trap door opens...

2007-12-10 07:19:03 · update #1

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Welcome to heaven. I could use a few more thinkers up here. Gets kinda boring with everyone bowing and scraping. I made the universe to be full of possibilities, and yet all these animals who believe in a finite universe deluded themselves. Let's go down to the ballroom, we're having happy hour with the sentients....

2007-12-10 07:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by lenfantdezappa 3 · 4 0

He would say.....Welcome! I gave you the ability to question and I see you have not foregone it's use. I gave you the ability to reason and you have used it with great clarity. You did not live your life to only obey and that is good because I never wanted you to be a slave. You made some mistakes, but hey, you're not perfect. Come and I will show you the universe!

2007-12-10 07:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Starstuff58 5 · 0 0

Assuming facts not in evidence.

A: Absence of evidence for God
B; No evidence atheists come up for judgment
C: No evidence god can say anything
D: No evidence that assuming that god exists, assuming that god can say something and assuming that atheists come up for judgment, there is no evidence that god will say anything when atheists come up for judgment.

Expressed using logical terms (A and B and C) does not imply D.

2007-12-10 06:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

God would probably say that he appreciates someone who questions. It shows a bit of intelligence.

2007-12-10 07:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

It depends how they've lived their life. If they've lived a good life, helping others and not openly speaking out against religion, they will be granted access to heaven. Even Thomas didn't believe until he saw Jesus.

2007-12-10 07:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Irish Sean 6 · 0 1

I can't presume to speak for God, but if, as certain teachers have shown us, God is Love, and Love, in order to be real, must be unconditional, and in order to be unconditional there must be no judgment, then i would guess probably, 'I love you.'

2007-12-10 07:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, if he did exist- I was told that he loves us all no matter what- so I guess I'm in.
How fast do you think angels can fly? I hope they have no speed limits!!

2007-12-10 07:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go chill out in hell for a bit. I got some business to attend to here with these snobs first. I'll be down in a bit so we can get the party rolling.

2007-12-10 07:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by NOJ 5 · 4 2

Nothing since there has never been nor will there ever be any proof that god exists or that there is even an afterlife.

That is an old and quite bogus question.

2007-12-10 07:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 4 2

"Right on, another freethinker. We've got a terrific place lined up for you where you can use your brain and free will to better serve the universe."

We're then carted off to the most exclusive area of heaven where every desire is catered to us and we wind up running the show.

2007-12-10 07:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by JavaJoe 7 · 4 2

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