A Christian friend told me that one day all the Christians will disappear because of raptors, and only heathens will be left on the planet. Why would any Christian look forward to this day? Also, doesn't the idea of raptors go against the whole creation theory? And what will guarantee only Christians will be eaten? I'd imagine a hungry dinosaur will probably eat whatever it wants.
2007-12-10 06:15:15 · 17 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Raptors, LMAO! Everyone knows it's rap stars, not raptors.
2007-12-10 06:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I was thinking how awesome your idea of raptors was, and wondering how I managed to miss this little tidbit of Christian philosophy before I finally figured out the raptor/rapture thingie.
The raptors would be so much more awesome. They really should make that the official belief.
2007-12-10 14:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
*LOL* Joe, sometimes you really tickle me pink!
They look forward to the day, because they think that being ate by supposedly extinct monster lizard thingies are better than living with people like us. I'm not sure how this does or dosen't fit in with the creation theory, but I am curious too as to how they will know who and not who to it. If you like the Jurassic park movies though, they are pretty damn intelligent!
I say that when we find out when this is happening, we all round up all the christians that really annoy us, and if they refuse to see reason throw them in the pit to the dinosaurs. I know a Jehovah Wittness who has been bugging me with e-mails since last night that I want to throw in first!
2007-12-10 21:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That very question is what's being proposed in the movie, The Golden Compass---raptors will not discriminate!!!!
The church doesn't want you to know this...that's why they're bearing down hard on this movie. Spread the truth
2007-12-10 14:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Here..have some Kool-Aid 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
wow, it's amazing how many people don't get this joke..
i find dinosaurs to be very fascinating.
perhaps if we stock up on christian steaks now we will be safe.. ya know so we can throw one if any raptors are coming..
maybe raptors are like nazis against christians. ...
damn nazis
2007-12-10 15:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We need to believe in raptor jesus!
2007-12-10 15:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your friend is ..well.. a bit off , shall we say? The raptors died out millions of years ago. Or did you mean rappers?
2007-12-10 14:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by juliette 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dear armless friend, you have confused "raptor" for "rapture". It happens all the time. We have people wandering into our service all the time looking to get "shaved".
2007-12-10 14:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
lol Love those raptors.
2007-12-10 14:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid of raptors... they are vicious
2007-12-10 14:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋